Indulge your “Mini-Me” with Orthodox Men Nam Spray ($40 a bottle), which “refines precious Chinese herbs through scientific methods.” It claims to treat impotence and premature ejaculation. Available at Man Tak Pharmacy, 90 Bonham Strand St., Sheung Wan, 2543-0503.

Guys (as if you needed more encouragement), Cialis (HK$360 a box) is said to increase your libido and erectile powers. Pop a pill half an hour before you get down and dirty. Visit Man Tak Pharmacy, 90 Bonham Strand St., Sheung Wan, or call 2543-0503.

If you want to be getting any, you better be pretty damn fresh and clean down there. Adidas Active Shower for Men (250ml, $33.90) comes in revitalizing peppermint and leaves you feeling tingly clean. Did we mention that it also feels really cool? Get it at any Watson’s.

Your old friends at Durex are introducing more ways to help your sex life go smoothly. Try the Durex Play lubricant series, which includes the trusty original (100ml, $26.90), the new Durex Play Warm (100ml, $29.90) and Durex Play Tingle (100ml, $29.90) – which one sounds most fun to you? Let the games begin, at any Mannings.