Hong Kong is awash in controversy about the national education curriculum that the government is trying to introduce into schools. So here are some of the true facts that the motherland may be trying to teach our impressionable youths.
• The Great Wall is not only visible from space, it...
published: Jul 27 2012 - 12:00am
With a week to go until the London 2012 Olympic Games, here are some fun ways that Hongkongers can get into the Olympic spirit.
Watching the Imagination Games. No cable TV channel? No problem! If you are too poor to be able to subscribe to the pay-TV Olympic broadcast, or are too young to watch the...
published: Jul 20 2012 - 12:00am
In honor of the upcoming book fair, we publish an excerpt from the best-selling erotic thriller, “Fifty Shades of HK,” in which a young property agent fails to meet his quarterly target, much to the ire of his sexy older boss, Ms. Chan, who has a thing for humiliation.
With a hungry...
published: Jul 13 2012 - 12:00am
We got this internal memo from HK Magazine’s very own in-house censor.
Dear HK Magazine editors,
It has come to our attention that the SCMP has come under fire for allegedly withholding news articles that are critical of China. Therefore, we have decided to issue some new rules and...
published: Jul 6 2012 - 12:00am
It’s a universal truth, one that’s widely known,
Whether they’re sexting an intern or tapping a phone,
Where politicians go, scandals always will follow,
As Clinton well knows, the truth’s hard to swallow.
All over the world, revelations astound,
Accusations of blackmail and...
published: Jun 29 2012 - 12:00am
Mainland China has sent its first woman into space, and now the buzz is they’ll send a Hongkonger up next. That got us thinking of a brave new world: Hong Kong in space. What might that be like?
Air con turned super high because of all the solar wind
Shuttle 69X
Astronaut helmets retrofitted...
published: Jun 22 2012 - 12:00am
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published: Jun 15 2012 - 12:00am
Most Hongkongers can barely wait out the few weeks left of Donald Tsang’s term, calling for him to step down immediately for living large (and tackily) at the taxpayers' expense. So while some are practically revving up impeachment proceedings, we here at the HK ranch take a different view....
published: Jun 8 2012 - 12:00am
With the weather taking a turn for the warm, it’s a great time to entertain at home. Follow our tips to make your next gathering a success.
If you live in a 500-square-foot apartment, only invite 500 people since most people are about 1 foot by 1 foot, area-wise.
Remember that soup spoons...
published: May 31 2012 - 11:00pm
The tabloid-dominating case of the tycoon-cum-photographer accused of molesting and blackmailing would-be actors for sex has been capturing our sleazy little imaginations. In the interest of public safety, our Satire Monkeys have put together a list of handy questions that you should ask yourself...
published: May 25 2012 - 12:00am
