I travel a lot. Unfortunately, this means I’m also jet-lagged a lot. You are too. So this week’s column is how to adjust yourself in the days after you touch down. Here we go:
If you’re landing early, don’t eat the in-flight meal. You’ll feel bloated and tired when...
published: Mar 6 2013 - 5:42pm
You know how you can put a ♥ icon to express something, like I ♥ Vietnamese sandwiches? Well, why isn’t there the opposite, a symbol that expresses hate? I guess there’s a but that’s too cute. So I am suggesting a I think it’s pretty clear and much...
published: Mar 1 2013 - 12:00am
Forgot Valentine’s last week and now your girl is mad at you? Don’t worry. Your love concierge Yalun Tu has all the right moves to get yourself forgiven and her in the mood. Follow the advice below.
Set all the clocks in your apartment to 7:30am, February 14 while she’s sleeping...
published: Feb 27 2013 - 8:35pm
I awoke on a couch somewhere in the United States to find myself wearing a onesie, spooning a giant spoon (literally—check it) and surrounded by my sister’s friends laughing at me. “What happened?” I wondered. Luckily I had taken notes. Unluckily the notes read, “...
published: Feb 27 2013 - 8:33pm
I have not yet resigned myself to always being 10-15 pounds over the weight I want to be, but I’m worried that I’m getting closer to that point. A few factors have led to my current state of normality (normality = not skinny/not fat): the enjoyment of alcohol and food, especially as an...
published: Feb 8 2013 - 12:00am
I have a Facebook Friend named Jennifer Lee. Well, I had a Facebook friend named Jennifer Lee. I was defriended last week. And now I’m sad.
I don’t know Jennifer Lee. I do know that Jennifer Lee and I have six mutual friends and the “people you may know” bar kept telling me...
published: Feb 1 2013 - 12:00am
Remember that Gandalf scene in “Lord of the Rings” where he fights the Balrog? The wizard throws down his staff screaming, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” and the monster falls down that huge ravine. That’s my secret wish for what the receptionist should do at the gym entrance...
published: Jan 25 2013 - 12:00am
Things I’m tired of in no particular order: Gangnam style, mainland people stopping at the top of escalators, people saying “so busy” when you ask how they are, waiting for drinks at bars, drunk people telling you how drunk they are, inane stories about soccer, rugby or cricket,...
published: Jan 18 2013 - 12:00am
