• Stop being so fat.
• Do something physical, cultural, intellectual, creative, and aesthetically interesting every week.
• Be nice to everyone except for guys who wear Bluetooth headsets and anyone who uses the term “Bieber Fever.”
• Whenever I’m in an...
published: Jan 7 2011 - 12:00am
Quiet night in? Huge clubbing extravaganza? A junk? Seems like most of us have got sweet plans for this New Year’s Eve. But if you’re like me and currently reading an article you wrote and thinking about how handsome you used to be, you might be tired of the same old thing. So, without...
published: Dec 31 2010 - 12:00am
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town
Not a creature was stirring, not even Donald—that clown.
The Prada bags were hung in their storefronts with care,
In hopes that mainland tourists soon would be there.
The bankers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While...
published: Dec 24 2010 - 11:24am
What I’m going to tell you this week may be considered a trade secret. There’s a chance that my editor will black out half of this article like those letters sent during WWII and it will read something like you don’t wants l ovin yoursnight it’...
published: Dec 10 2010 - 12:00am
I used to hate Christmas in Hong Kong. I’m from Boston, aka the coldest place on earth, aka London this year, proving my point that the tables have turned and the UK is now a cheap knockoff of the States. Christmas in Boston means cold. It means snow. It means ugly sweaters and insane holiday...
published: Dec 9 2010 - 7:35pm
Whenever I have to fly for business, I look forward to traveling like a fat kid looks forward to Honeymoon Dessert. I tap my feet in the Airport Express. I drum the seat while watching those Fashion TV clips on the train. I skip down the terminal in a, um, very masculine way. But nothing can...
published: Dec 2 2010 - 7:36pm
Here are some fun things to do on the MTR if you’re bored:
• Gym it. The MTR is an excellent place to do all your cardio workouts and it’s much cheaper than a membership at PURE. Select exercises include pull-ups on the bar, races down that long hallway, and speed training when you...
published: Nov 26 2010 - 12:00am
In the States, goodbye parties are a real affair. Everyone goes out for dinner, toasts are made, and you slowly progress from bar to apartment where everyone hugs and says things like “I’ll miss you man” and “it just won’t be the same without you.” This is...
published: Nov 19 2010 - 12:00am
