(USA) Directed by Michael Bay. Starring Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Turturro. Category IIA.
Never in my worst nightmares would I have dreamt of a day when I had to pay (like, actual money) to see a Michael Bay flick, take a long bathroom break during a film’s climax or consider Megan Fox a competent actress. But my world changed forever the moment I signed up to watch “Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon.”
(USA) How Hollywood could let a sloppy flick—an insult to the rom-com genre, may we add—like this slip through its cracks is beyond anyone’s comprehension. And how is it that the team responsible for the deplorable Old Dogs continues to make movies?